How do you tell the difference between a Montanan and a tourist? Simple. Tourists pull over on the side of the road to gawk at herds of grazing big horn sheep. Natives speed by and honk in annoyance.
Unless you're my family. Then you "critter watch" like nobody's business -- even if you've been a Montana resident and have seen big horn sheep a hundred times.
Thank God we still have our Texas plates.
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